Photo reblogged from Waste Your Time Here with 66 notes
franklinthemotherfuckingturtle:
Every girls dream
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Post reblogged from Cloud Nine and A Half with 2 notes
Dante- My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks. Guy- In a Row?
Clerks in fucking hilarious
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Chat reblogged from The increasingly poor decisions of Greg Colica. with 27 notes
- My love for you is like a truck
- BERSERKER!
- Would you like some making fuck
- BERSERKER!
- My love for you is ticking clock
- BERSERKER!
- Would you like to suck my cock
- BERSERKER!
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Photo reblogged from The Way Out Is Through with 12 notes
![0just1zeroes0and1ones:
Randal: A construction job of that magnitude would require a helluva lot more manpower than the Imperial army had to offer. I’ll bet there were independent contractors working on that thing: plumbers, aluminum siders, roofers.
Dante: Not just Imperials, is what you’re getting at…
Randal: Exactly. In order to get it built quickly and quietly they’d hire anybody who could do the job. Do you think the average storm trooper knows how to install a toilet main? All they know is killing and white uniforms.
Dante: All right, so even if independent contractors are working on the Death Star, why are you uneasy with its destruction?
Randal: All those innocent contractors hired to do a job were killed - casualties of a war they had nothing to do with.
[noticing Dante’s confusion]
All right, look-you’re a roofer, and some juicy government contract comes your way; you got the wife and kids and the two-story in suburbia - this is a government contract, which means all sorts of benefits. All of a sudden these left-wing militants blast you with lasers and wipe out everyone within a three-mile radius. You didn’t ask for that. You have no personal politics. You’re just trying to scrape out a living.
Clerks. (1994) heh](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4rt5tPjZp1rwsxebo1_400.jpg)
Randal: A construction job of that magnitude would require a helluva lot more manpower than the Imperial army had to offer. I’ll bet there were independent contractors working on that thing: plumbers, aluminum siders, roofers.
Dante: Not just Imperials, is what you’re getting at…
Randal: Exactly. In order to get it built quickly and quietly they’d hire anybody who could do the job. Do you think the average storm trooper knows how to install a toilet main? All they know is killing and white uniforms.
Dante: All right, so even if independent contractors are working on the Death Star, why are you uneasy with its destruction?
Randal: All those innocent contractors hired to do a job were killed - casualties of a war they had nothing to do with.
[noticing Dante’s confusion]
All right, look-you’re a roofer, and some juicy government contract comes your way; you got the wife and kids and the two-story in suburbia - this is a government contract, which means all sorts of benefits. All of a sudden these left-wing militants blast you with lasers and wipe out everyone within a three-mile radius. You didn’t ask for that. You have no personal politics. You’re just trying to scrape out a living.
Clerks. (1994) heh
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Photo reblogged from A Rope to the Sky with 5 notes
The original cover for “Yesterday and Today” which was pulled shortly after the album’s release because of the controversy it created.
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Photoset reblogged from DERSEDREAMER♡ with 9,878 notes
Avengers: How It Should Have Ended (x)
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